Not on my watch.

Monkey Boy took a spill today. He fell off the top of a slide. There is a rumour that Fat Chops may have helped him fall but that is as yet unconfirmed. This is not more evidence that I am a bad parent, it happened while they were with the child-minder this afternoon. The evidence that I am a parent is that when I should have been concerned for his welfare I was busy being relieved that it didn't happen on my watch!